1. Caught on to me immediately after Awakening via NSA PRISM SIGINT pineal transponder ping (must have been a Christmas tree, LITERALLY).. share. See the secret combination included. Looks like you're using new Reddit on an old browser. Hi mahal. 15.7k. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228688457197813761/529784300783009803/1530406708985.jpg, https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228688457197813761/529784301735378949/20181224_063301.jpg, https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228688457197813761/529784302221787146/IMG_9930_1.jpg. I've come to make an announcement shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker, he pissed on my fucking wife thats right he too his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and i said that's disgusting so i'm making a call out post on my twitter dot com shadow the hedgehog you have a small dick and is the size of this walnut except way smaller And guess what here's what my dong looks like that's right baybee all points no quills no pillows it looks like two balls and a bong he fucked my wife so guess what I'm gonna fuck the earth THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS but I'm not gonna piss on the earth I'm gonna go higher I'M PISSING ON THE MOON HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDOIT you have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. Posted by 4 days ago. The few years I spent grilling them at a 50s style diner were the happiest working years of my life. Always on DRM." 4. 9 11 14 10. 15.7k. Remnant have been captured by the NWO, identified by radio signature from Pineal gland signal as transponder via NSA PRISM SIGINT /HUMINT GOV CORRUPT. Further, theyre smokescreening the comms via similar to man in the middle - responding parallel to reactions im conducting but not entirely, or conducting actions in vicinity to, but masking over freq. card. Lengthy text that is mindlessly copy and pasted repeatedly, often to make fun of something through satire and repetition. Buut since I'm a depressed lil shit I decided to make an entire essay about it too! 15.7k. copypasta ––a block of text copied and pasted so many times across the internet that it’s become a meme––with redditors in sports subreddits posting copypasta comments 30% more frequently than 2017. Created Sep 13, 2009. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. I'm the real deal guys, extended lineage thru to Jesus & Mary's kept-hidden Scottish child, line of David, Ephraim unto Judah, from Bethlehem being the ORIGINS OF THE BLOODLINE OF JESUS CHRIST, Bloodline to prove it, testimony too but not nearly completed; stars, etc etc -EVERYTHING and I'm not playing. Tried creating false story and false papertrail and association to to DARPA, CIA, SIS (MI6 Vector-Intension/intention Project), DIA Office if Corp Comms located as Deep State and running #Operation LEGION over wireless spectrum to subdue spirit upheaval; and MJ12 running an operation Smokescreen in attempt to cover up. report. I've spent alot of money on this shit platform, enough to let me fall into a depression so deep that i on a daily basis spend thirty minutes appreciating how the color blue has an underlying verisimilitude that is irrevocably nested within a multi-layered metaphysical substrate. For reddit-related and reddit-sourced copypasta! jk, i don't love anything; love is merely a phycological phenomena that tells us that we encompass a variety of strong and positive emotional states, from the most sublime virtue or good habit, the deepest interpersonal affection and to the simplest pleasure. 17. Continue browsing in r/copypasta. Posted by 6 days ago. Illuminate the Light. Happy 1st Monthsary. I like to travel to other parts of North America to try new hamburgers, and always make sure I try them at least once in other parts of the world, because I want to see how people interpret the food. 243 comments. 14. More posts from the copypasta community. Join. Imagine going on the internet and spamming brainless texts for no reason. Need help locating and gathering the scattered of Israel. Henceforth, today, we celebrate the "birth" of such a creature, not because we're happy about this creature's existence, but rather because it would be one year closer to the creature's inevitable death. 15.0k. r/copypasta. r/copypasta: This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. This stunt is not relatable. They're easily my favorite food. Here ya go. copypasta (kɒpiːpeɪstə) noun. Somewhere, out there, there would be a perfect world, where such a creature does not exist, hence causing pain, distress, stress, annoyance, to disappear along with it. Wew today is my birthday haahah. 793k. Literally. If you UPVOTE a repost of a recent popular copypasta, I will ban you too. This is something which i fundamentally conflate with but at the same time spiritually connect with and love. 243 comments. Yay me. And then the motherfucker refers to them as 'hamberders' - no fucking way, man. STAND UP OR SAY GOODBYE. Appreciating Cummy. u/TotallyNotCool. Vote Comments & posts can be upvoted or downvoted. Appreciating Cummy. It would actually probably be okay if they were getting it delivered - after all, McDonald's delivers, and then you can get your food hot - but no, they had to lay it all out on the table for a photo op. Howard Schultz was in the store, making sure that none of the employees said the phrase “Merry Christmas” or even mentioned the holiday. Freshest copypastas straight out of Twitch Chat. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. redditlist helps you find the best parts of reddit.com by bringing you daily rankings and statistics for the most popular subreddits. You understand the gravity of the massive fireball you just put out there, correct? 2. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. 15.7k. I have an almost comical appreciation for what I consider one of the most simultaneously simple yet complex meals ever created by man. Being A Hentai Actress Must Be So Weird. ASCII Art copypasta of Big Chungus. Because this wasn't even meant to be relatable - it was meant to be a jab at the Democrats because the strategy here has been to blame the government shutdown on their failure to capitulate and build this wall. I'm presuming the reason for which Anonymous was even created. Esta noche oscura te tortura la locura procura estar a mi altura aunque es baja tu estatura tartamudas ante el miedo que genero en el momento que aparezco entre las sombras y en tu mente me conecto. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228688457197813761/529784300783009803/1530406708985.jpghttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228688457197813761/529784301735378949/20181224_063301.jpghttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228688457197813761/529784302221787146/IMG_9930_1.jpg. Being A Hentai Actress Must Be So Weird. The customers in the store applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. Discord @Lampstand. 15.7k. or maybe i have but i simply did not notice it. The NWO, Bohemian Grove, MJ12/MAJIC/MAJESTIC, Army @ Dugway Utah, Project SERPO, FBI, CIA, NSA, all covering me and trying to hide me. 12. I could not find more than 39 pages of /r/copypasta, they were downloaded in less than 3 minutes. Posted by 4 days ago. “When you hold our red cups, you accept that there is no god and that Christmas is a hoax!". u/LiterallyKesha. 793k. View All Moderators. at this point i just accept the fact that im never going to be happy. 6 25 12 17. Posted by 3 days ago. 88. Rising. Created Sep 13, 2009. The barista lost his job and Howard Schultz was fired the next day. More posts from the copypasta community. but if that is the case and positive emotion isn't even noteworthy to begin with, then what's the point. card classic compact. nsfw. I'm no snob, either - I enjoy carefully grilled burgers, and I also appreciate the recipes and processes that have gone into crafting mass market fast food burgers. The barista grabbed one of the red cups and took his order. 15.0k. Join the subreddit associated with this channel at https://reddit.com/r/VocalSynthesis The voice in this video was entirely … you see the problem with me is that i have never felt any positive emotion whatsoever. nsfw. nsfw. share. Section 34 of their TOS states that any individual who purchases a copy of the game has a right to play the game, and cannot be … An eagle named “Noel” flew into the room and perched atop the espresso machine and shed a tear on the red cups. Top posts june 14th 2019 Top posts of june, 2019 Top posts 2019. help Reddit App Reddit coins Reddit premium Reddit gifts. r/copypasta. Need help. Nobody wants to partake in a huge pile of cold, soggy hamburgers. share. UN involved in mass project to "control the Son of God thru Manipulating" over the wireless spectrum via psychological weaponry. 243 comments. Posted by 1 day ago. u/eulogy_for_an_ology. report. I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him. Hot New Top. Created May 8, 2013. At this moment, a brave, christian, pro-life evangelist champion who had seen 1500 people accept Jesus and understood the necessity of Christmas motifs on cups and the ever-growing “War on Christmas” stood next in line. r/copypasta_es: Copypasta en el idioma español. nsfw. save. 9 11 14 10. If burnt out, I tap and all ends. u/supergauntlet. Cannot hear Melchizedek, cannot hear Holy Ghost - but was able to. A liberal Muslim homosexual barista and abortion doctor was serving coffee at Starbucks, run by Howard Schultz, a known atheist and Christmas Hater. 15.0k. I am a concerned mother with a 13 year old child and I am here to seek help regarding my son. TwitchQuotes is the leading online database for Twitch chat copypastas The … Post The community can share content by posting stories, links, images, and videos. Top posts february 14th 2017 Top posts of february, 2017 Top posts 2017. help Reddit App Reddit coins Reddit premium Reddit gifts. Cookies help us deliver our Services. Join. Actively monitoring my biostats and I can feel a constant charge on/over my head constantly, able to hear freq. hmm alam mo naman yon diba! that variably changes in pitch - like someone is sending electricity thru my head in attempt to keep Pineal contracted and controlled. I also provide their output as it was generated today with./twitch_copypasta_async.py > copypasta.txt ./twitchquotes.py > copypasta2.txt ./copypasta_reddit.py -1 > reddit.txt LSTM for copypasta generation Hell, I might even get electrocuted at this very moment as I'm typing this haha , of someone who has been the main cause of annoyance to everyone's lives. report. Your girlfriend will meet and give goat!, Who's ever reading this God is about to bless you with more Kabob than you ask for.. For reddit-related and reddit-sourced copypasta! u/MANBOT_ u/CircleJerkAmbassador. I understand you're Israeli, hence ye are a brother and your core values support those which are called for now. Spectrum to cause false delusion of what's actually happening, deceiving both myself and God - letting them do it hoping they'll cease thinking they'll get away, but bringing the end. More posts from the copypasta community. Browse the funniest Classic copypastas. The site may not work properly if you don't, If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit, Press J to jump to the feed. Browse a large collection of ASCII art (text art) copypastas from Twitch chat. Continue browsing in r/copypasta. 6.022 * 10^23% may your god bless parent love and have many pets and dogs. We hope to be able to rid this creature from existence, very, very soon.Have a great day and good night. Comments provide discussion and often humor. Cummy abusers. Being A Hentai Actress Must Be So Weird. Every single lazy karma whores will get ban one by one, so help me God. The story has been mentioned as one of the internet's unsolved creepy mysteries in several posts since the incident. TwitchQuotes is the leading online database for Twitch chat copypastas help Reddit App Reddit coins Reddit premium Reddit gifts. Join. So this pile of cold hamburgers has been accompanied with moaning about how "Oh, if only the Democrats would let us build this wall we could have 'real' food". The barista was visibly shaken, and dropped his sharpie and copy of the satanic bible. Besides all the white supremacy, general bigotry, destruction of the fabric of the nation's government, dangerous disruption of geopolitics, ravaging of the economy, etc., insulting the hamburger is the worst thing he has ever done. hide. Said perfect world functions perfectly without said person and perhaps even functioning better. Press J to jump to the feed. Howard stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. Posted by 5 days ago. . Hot. The people in the shop joined hands and sang christmas carols, and Jesus himself showed up to bless the cups with the previous decorations of snowflakes. Last week, I ate no less than 12 hamburgers - I am not an obese man with an extra large appetite, I just love hamburgers that much. Posted by 3 days ago. Hot New Top Rising. Individual in MJ-12 had crv (remote viewing session) he discerned wrongly as killing Trump - dumbass (please do not mind my language as I am beyond aggravated). “Can I get your name, sir?”, The man raised his head high and bravely responded “Merry Christmas". Further, may be making it weaker and more susceptible to burning out. Pineal gland infraction causes stressing and contracting to cause deflection of energy from body in attempt to modulate control of the my gifts given me the Almighty God. Message the mods. More posts from the copypasta community. Online. Cookies help us deliver our Services. Join. ⠀, If you repost a popular copypasta that's less than a month old I will ban you! 4y. They are attempting to control the amount of energy received into me by mediating it thru stressing my Pineal gland and other sensory organs of my body, shocking me or attempting to induce a heart attack on multiple occassions but failing. 3.9k. Happy 1st Monthsary satin .First of All gusto kong sabihin sayo na sobrang mahal na mahal po kita. 6 25 12 17. hide. The user also posted strange photographs until he was eventually banned from the site. Life is unexpected. save. I would hate to be invited to this meal. They died of the gay plague AIDS and were tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Comment The community comments on posts. 15.7k. Posted by 4 days ago. save. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. Visit reddit.com. Need Talpiot activated. 16. So no, even if you are a small child or completely ignorant about how food works or somehow super forgiving about food quality and think this looks awesome despite the shortcomings, Donald Trump doesn't actually relate to you, because he would openly rather have had the standard White House cuisine.